inside of the nose kisses

d: right here, mommy, right here!
me: *kiss*
d: right here, on the tip of my nose
me: *kiss*
d: right here (indicating slightly up the nose)
me: *kiss*
d: right here (still on the nose)
me: *kiss*
d: right here (still on the nose)
me: *kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss*
d: right here (Still on nose)
me: I think I got it pretty well covered
d: in me nose
me: ewwww....
d: right here, IN me nose
me: okay, I'll out it on your finger and you can put it there...*kiss* (silent mental "ewwww...I just encouraged my son to stick his finger up his nose").

Things I didn't quite imagine in motherhood.